Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it

Activate windows already KSI!

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Windows ME

A beverage coaster in a box.

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.

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Windows 7

The new-uber awesome operating system that's supposed to be perfect, make up for all the mistakes Vista made, destroy Linux on netbooks, take back market share from Apple, and convert everyone from XP. Used frequently by die-hard XP users as an excuse not to use Vista.

I'm not going to upgrade Vista-I'm just going to wait for windows 7. Meanwhile I'll just use XP.

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Windows 10

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!

Gary dispensed a liberal helping of lotion onto his palm when suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows 10!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.

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Windows 3.1

An archaic operating system from the early 1990s.

Unlike modern PCs and MACs, it didn't have a START menu or toolbar; it had a program manager application. It was one of the first GUI Windows platforms, an upgrade of Windows 3.0.

3.1 was the first system I ever worked with, waaay back when I was four or five. 3.1 was a good machine, capable of handling any game from Reader Rabbit to the Oregon Trail (CD).

Then we upgraded to Windows 95, which had a better interface.

But Windows 3.1 will be dear to me forever, for it was my first computer OS ever.

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Windows XP

Windows 2000 with a tellytubby-style GUI.

Over the hills and far away ... Windows XP comes out to play ...

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pwnage window

When debating stuff on the interweb and you post an incorrect detail within your finely honed theory, you're leaving a pwnage window open for others to pwn you.

As such, it's an inaccuracy others can exploit.

Feck! There was I extolling Billy Dean's heterosexual virtues and he's opened a pwnage window on me by posting a twatload of Gay Elvis Porn at The Club :dry:

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