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A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.
Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter.
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Making love to a Wall Duct from a home ducted vacuming system.
Origin: A friend was talking about getting a ducted vacume system at his home. It was the logical lead on from such conversation.
"Dude, last night I became the hose"
"I walked in and this dude was becoming the hose."
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Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.
"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"
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A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
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A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.
My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.
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Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
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