mexican breakfast wrap

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)

Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.

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koosh wrap

a slut with anal warts who dosn't tell you till after youve had sex with her, and one of her warts explodes.

That bitch is a dirty koosh wrap.

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Bubble wrap generation

The Bubble Wrap Generation is the generation after Gen Y. This generation (from about 1995 onwards) is characterised by softness - i.e. they play alot of computer, generally overweight, their 'sport' is chess, and would prefer to play Age of Empires Expasion pack rather than socialising or being outside.

Jack: Why won't kids these days go camping or play sport?
John: Cause they're soft - they're all from the Bubble Wrap Generation

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Word wrap feature

Back when the computer was invented the "Feature" word wrap was considered an innovation to the computing generation now it is shit that is included in all word prossesors. No more pressing enter after every line rejoice! The only time your gonna see the word wrap feature is when you gotta turn it on manualy from notepad.

1980's-
Teacher-Welcome kids to keyboarding class were will will be useing the new word wrap feature!

Kids-Yippe!

Now-
Teacher-Welcome kids to keyboarding class were will will be useing the word wrap feature!

Kids- STFU NOOB

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chicken snatch wrap

In an attempt to get laid by an abnormally hot Mcdonald's woman, a gentleman with an overwhelmingly audible approach will otherwise incorrectly ask for a "chicken snatch wrap" instead of a "chicken snack wrap". In doing so, said gentleman will probably get to nail this chick in da back of the McDicks.

Gentleman: "Hi there, I'll get a medium fries with a chicken snatch wrap"

Hot chick: "...awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeea"

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Jamaican Beef Wrap

(N) The term used to describe when a women wraps their legs around a persons neck and defecates all over their face.

Girl to her friend "I gave Drake such a great Jamaican Beef Wrap last night, but i forgot that he didnt like corn."

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wrap me in plastic

I'm done; I'm over it; I'm dead

"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."