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A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.
"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
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Reporter: Mr.Wray, what would be the worst situation currently?
Mr.Wray: Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump
Reporter: Excuse Me?
Random Guy In the Crowd" A BIG ASS EXPLOSION!
This funny kid makes the most funniest videoes ever! Search youtube!
Retarded 9 Year Old
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A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.
Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????
you:because you hafta look in your apps
Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????
you: no you hafta look in your apps!
Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!
you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.
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A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.
"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."
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