you figga deal me

Asking someone if they understand you. To ask if you are understood.

Hey Compton, you can't deal at my house you figga deal me?

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You don't move me

A person (whoever) not having any emotional effect on an individual(you)

Ken you don't move me anymore....

you don't know me

An expression often yelled by voluptuous women in heat. Meant to convey their rebellious sass, invincibility, and general rejection of white male society. The expression is often utilized in day time talk shows based featuring bootylicious women on quests to find their respective "baby daddies." Warning: Do not mess with this species of female. She will shank you. Also, the phrase rarely makes contextual sense.

Todd: Hey babe, let's go back to my place.

Monica: I ain't yo' ho. I won't give it up that easy.
Todd: Baby, can't I just put the head in?
Monica: YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

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Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

The greatest song lyric of all time. From Rage Against The Machines "Killing In The Name Of."
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

MOTHERFUCKER!

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are you flipping kidding me

another way of saying are you fucking kidding me

Ems: your mom parked the car.
Torie: are you flipping kidding me?

You can't smell me

Slogan spraypainted on Cena's john

You can't smell me

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you, me, aurest, and the boys

originally coined by African- American philanthropist Vincent Myers, it refers to the grouping of the collective powers amongst 2 adolescent males that choose to associate themselves with albanian national congress representative aurest teme.

Man: I was going to watch the election of you, me, aurest, and the boys

Woman: Isnt this their second time running for congress?

Man: Yeah, they might win.

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