Dio-ing

When you kick a dog and then burn him later when a man named “Jonathan Joestar” least expects you to, just to ruin his life and to try robbing the Joestars of their wealth, then he gets mad at you and you become a vampire that can shoot laser out of your eyes due to a stone mask and then develop an army of vampires to take down one man as he slowly starts to develop Hamon to take your army out using sunlight, your only weakness, and then later on gets your head taken off your body and a while later you end up on his honeymoon and takes over his body before the ship explodes and will be the main focus of two more generations only to be beaten by his great great grandchild who gives none about women and kicks your ass using ghosts that can punch real hard and both you and him time stop.

Damn I hate that dog, i will be dio-ing him soon!

Parisi-ing

Persistence. When turned down by a female or male, but one does not give in, instead, persists in their adventure. Thy shall not give up.

“Bro she got a boyfriend, but that ain’t gonna stop me. Persistence is key.”
“Ah yes, embrace your inner Parisi-ing. It shall turn out well for you, as it did the patient zero of Parisi-ing.”

Tito-ing

When your gf pegs with dab residue on the strap-on dildo. You panic because it hits so hard and start to wonder am I dying???? .

After Tito-ing, my cat licked the dildo and she’s not breathing and they don’t make pet narcan

Claude-ing

A spectacular shootout move results in a top shelf goal.

Dave - Did you just Giroux shootout out move?

Mike - Yea. He definitely just Claude-ing

2012-ing

Really bad weather conditions. Pouring rain, really windy, snowing a ton, anything of the sort.

Dude, lets get inside; it's 2012-ing out here!

Johnny-ing

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."

Arianna-ing

The act of apologizing for something when there’s no need to apologize for it; usually done after hitting inanimate objects

*hits table*

Arianna: “Oh my God I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
Josh: “Stoppppp. You’re Arianna-ing again.”