Anal Lisp

When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.

Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.

Anal glance

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink

Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there

anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

Anal Prolapse

Anal Prolapses are exactly what you'd think.
An Anal Prolapse.

I just had an anal prolapse.

Anal lemonade

Anal lemonade is a term used when you piss into someone’s anus and then they pour it back out into a cup, which creates ANAL LEMONADE

I’m really in the mood for some Anal lemonade

Anal Lagger

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool

Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak