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Leaves eggs on your doorstop DO NOT BEFRIEND, freak behaviour.
Haylee: awh shit, someone left an egg on my doorstep.
Sydney: that's a Daniel thing to do.
The most awesome sexy buff guy on the planet. The coolest guy to hang out with. He will fuck your girl with you watching. Every girl wants him
Lily: oh my god I want Daniel to fuck me so bad
A man who had the smallest, tiniest, bantam, diminutive, dinky, dwarfish, fine, half-pint, Lilliputian, little, pint-size (or pint-sized), pocket, pocket-size (also pocket-sized), puny, pygmy, shrimpy, slight, smallish, subnormal, toylike, undersized, dwarf, toy
runtish, runty, scrubby, stunted
bitty, inappreciable, infinitesimal, little bitty, micro, microscopic (also microscopical), mini, miniature, miniaturized, minikin, minim, minuscule, minute, pinpoint, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, tiny, wee, weeny (also weensy), meager (or meagre), niggardly, poor, scant, scanty, scarce, skimp, skimpy, slender, slim, spare, sparse, stingy
deficient, inadequate, insufficient, lacking, wanting
bite-size (also bite-sized), capsule dick on earth. He is also jacked as shit.
Nigga 1: Daniel slept with that women. I bet she didnt finish
Nigga 2: I love men.
Nigga 3 (Unexpectedly): Ima paint myself white.