when your S.O. wants to tap it.
yeah, y/n and i are going to play some "fortnite" later.
Fortnite is an okay game, but some people are way too young for it. That’s the only reason some people really hate the game.
Person One (8 years old) : Hey my guy! How do you get cracked at Fortnite!
Person Two (8 years old) :
The game you play to get hella bitches and pussy.
Keneth-YO shawty tryna get some gaimin in
Jessica-Yea sure
Keneth-Lets play Fortnite
Jessica-Holy Shit have my kids now
If you don't play fortnite you basically have no bitches and never touch grass in your whole entire life and if you do play fortnite you do have bitches or not still but you're athletic and you touch a lot of grass. Here's andexample f people that dont play fortnite:
Bitch why aren't you playing Fortnite what are you A NO LIFE
a game that eats 7 year olds brains
minecraft is superior in all ways
often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"
everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.
"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"
friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?
you: we are no longer friends.
The game where you will get the fucking fuck fucked out of you by anyone if you say it's shit.
Guy: Fortnite is boring and shit.
Friend: Boy you better run.