A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.
“HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”
Beans are one of the many good things in life, well really the only good thing
Person 1: 'are you good'
Person 2:' no, I've lost my beans'
When you are so far deep in a girl that you feel a little jelly bean like object inside of her.
"Hey, did you rock that girl last night?
"Yea, I beaned her and it was amazing!"
when you cut yourself deep enough the fat looks like beans poking through
"fuck i hit beans!"