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When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!
Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!
When you’re taking a hit of the bong and then water touches your lips
“Woah Kyle! I saw the water hit your lips!”
“Yeah, I got fish kisses!”
when you are trying to take a crap and while the poop is coming out your porker touches the gross pee poop sludge water
dude, i just got the angels kiss in there
After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
"I took a huge crap and got TheGenerals Kiss in return."
November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
A sex act whereupon a man impregnates a woman, then gifts her with exactly enough Sugar (money) to buy a handbag at the local abortion clinic.
"I don't pay for abortions, I just give out Herschel's Kisses."