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When someone says he or she will bring fancy food on New Year’s Eve, but instead brings six billion table tennis balls just to be weird.
She brought her Mexican Dish again and we all know what that means!
The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.
She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail
When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”
My cheese sandwich isn’t nearly sticky enough. Not problem. Mexican Glue to the rescue!
Take the girl to taco bell, so that a few hours later she will have diarrhea. When she begins to shit, you fuck her in the ass, and then cum. She then shits on a graham cracker and proceeds to eat it
Tom: "Hey fam, did you tap dat ass yesterday?"
Joey: "Yeah! Trisha and I made a Mexican s'more last night"
Tom: "How did it taste?
Joey: "Shitty, but spicy like taco bell"
The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)
Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.
A mexican Guy with a extremely Large Penis
Maria says she like mexican hammer's
Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.
Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?