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A reaction to the pointing out of an injustice of the scale that one man could not change alone such as prejudice and bad goverment policy.
Can change 'God' to name of perpatraitor or potential rescuer for lesser situations.
"The Darfur massacres need to stop, someone needs to help the innocent villages that are being attacked"
"Your lips to Gods ears"
"If Muslim Women must worship under such strict regulation of clothing and behaviour, Surely Muslim Men should too?"
"Yours Lips to Gods Ears"
"Bus Tickets should be cheaper!"
"Your lips to Boris' ears"
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When someone is really worried/scared of busting a
nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH
Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass
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Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"
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When you realize that your effort or past, or what people think or say about your shortcomings, inadequacies, or failures, doesn’t determine your future, but God does, because He is in control of the universe and of your life.
Until you let go and let God Be in charge of your life, it’s hard for you to see His blessings flow through your life—God is concerned about what concerns you, because He wants you to experience his power, not just knowing about Him and His goodness.
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1. A variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog.
2. A phrase used to give hope (rarely works).
1. Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: Hey, I know where that came from! Aren't I smart?
2. Schmoe: My brother died in a car crash.
Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: ...sucky ways.
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An excellent novel written by Zora Neale Hurston in 1937. The book details the life of Janie Crawford , a Southern black woman, and her search to find her voice and her one true love. This novel was popularized partly by it's inclusion as required reading within some high school English classes, Oprah Winfrey’s book club, and the fact that it is very original and enthralling, giving the reader a new sense of what the world was like in the 1930’s through the eyes of a strong-willed black woman.
Student #1: Is Mrs. Essigmann making your class read 'Their Eyes Were Watching God', too?
Student #2: Shut the fuck up.
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To reflect on a shitty action you've done and stop being that same annoying piece of crap you used to be and swear it on god.
It is time I make peace with god for poisoning my neighbor's dog.
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