Deez is a possessive descriptor or possessive pronoun. It is often used to describe certain aspect of male anatomy. Usage often implies a masculine and prideful connotation. Enunciation often further draws on the word to emphasize importance. When visual cues are available, look for the motion of a male grabbing the groin area a reference to what is mine. In some instances is used in conjunction with the word nuts to form an inflammatory response to a rhetorical question or simply as a greeting. The implication is that if the recipient does not approve of the actions or behavior of the speaker, they are invited to consume the product of said male anatomy through an explicit act. Look carefully for visual or audio cues and I believe you will find the meaning easy to decipher. If truly perplexed, ask the speaker in a polite and refined manner what they mean by their statement. Example: "pardon, sir (madam) could you be so kind as to further elaborate on your previous statement. I am having difficulty interpreting the precise meaning." Undoubtedly, the response is often equally polite and, if your lucky, profoundly colorful.
"you wish you had one of deez."LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits).
A taco belt is when you eat so much taco bell that you end up shitting your pants. At that point, it forms around your waste like a belt. Which is why its known as a "taco belt".
"Daniel ate so much Taco Bell that he might end up with a taco belt later."
A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
Tacos from Jack in the Box
yo trick, I'm hungry and it's 3 a.m., want to go grab some poverty tacos from jack in the crack?
Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.
A sexual position where you stick two jalapeños in random holes, the have sex with the third one.
That prostitute said she'd be up for anything, so we did the spicy taco
To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse