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A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.
Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'
When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head
The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.
Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.
Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up
Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick
The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.
Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!
Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.
I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.