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Things that some people call coincidences but have really been planned.Like when everyone thought Trumpยดs hair was fake and he had that Spanish lady come up and tug it.You. might call it a coincidence but it was really the Trump effect,
"Damn,I spilled juice all over my shirt!"
"Must be the Trump effect!"
"That's what I was thinking!"
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1)A text sent to iPhones that will reboot the phone. Also works for any app that gives banner notifications on iPhones.
2) Sent by assholes who still think it is funny.
3) One more reason to not buy an iPhone.
Text from John: effective. Power ููููุตูุจููููุตูุจูุฑุฑู เฅฃ เฅฃh เฅฃ เฅฃ ๅ
Sam: John, you're a piece of shit.
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The Act Of Where Youre Not Aware that you are performing acts in real life that resemble ideas or depictions from any grand theft auto game. often happens when a new grand theft auto comes out or you have played grand theft auto in excess of more then 8 hours in one day.
1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall)
2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes.
3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes.
4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running.
5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this"
6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas"
7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up.
8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla.
9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital.
10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED...
11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.
12. picking up empty coffee cups or brigs of the ground and throwing them at people.
13. having a reticule for when your aiming with a gun.
14. jump of buildings and parkour roll and only lose a little bit of your health bar. later on looking for a health pack that instantly wounds to broken knees and 12 guage shotgun wounds from the police when you stole his ride.
15. exspecting a purple dildo in the jail bathrooms.
16. look right then left then right again right before you smash the window of that silver porshce you always wanted to take for a spin.
17. inviting a whole bunch of your friends to gang wars, and let them run rampent in the streets.
18. stealing commercial airliners and listening to Rod Stewart while terroist attacking pirate's in men's pants.
19. doing drive by's on golf carts
20. killing thirty cops two helicoptors a couple of swat teams, some parachuting police force, and hiding behind a dumpster for 3 minutes while they forget what they were doing.
21. throwing moltotoves at hobo's.
22. running with $600,000 and an arsenal of weapons including rocket propelled gernade launchers at cars pace.
Grand Theft Auto Side Effects...
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The sound effect commonly used in not only the social media application Vine but mostly all social platforms it can reach it's awful treacherous claws onto. The Vine Thud Sound Effect consists of a "Boom" sound that lingers on for an additional 1.2 seconds from how a regular explosion would actually sound. It is mostly used when something shocking happens inside the video.
Husband: "I had intercourse with another female."
*Vine Thud Sound Effect*
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The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person. This effect is also called "The LPJP Effect". This Effect can occur at rare chances where you're arguing with somebody.
The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person.
It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.
Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.
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When something good (or at the very least "okay") becomes insufferable by association with those who like and/or praise it.
In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits who bray like mules if you so much as mention the word "cake," and the good thing in question can never be the same again. This is technically known as the "Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect."
--Zero Punctuation
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