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Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 28, 2019


Two-Hub Day

A day in which you use a meal service to deliver your entire sustenance for the day, leaving you to smoke weed and game all day.

Dude, I've been super depressed lately, last week I had four two-hub days

by organicmolecules August 2, 2024


two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.

Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).

by PonyTrainBoi January 6, 2019


Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door

There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped

by Nvious September 24, 2020


Two face

Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.

"Niggas looked at me with one eye when they said shit. I can't trust two faces" - AMU Henry Smalls

by DottyFan May 29, 2024


two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz March 7, 2016


Two-Face

Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.

"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"

by Natural Mika February 10, 2020