wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked

Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.

Wet eye

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.

‘Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)