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When a guy puts his dick between someone's butt cheeks and they fart on his dick
Person 1: my girl and I were spooning last night and she gave me a back door buzzer
Person 2: uh..... How'd it feel though
Person 1: felt like a smelly vibrator on my dick
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When your girlfriend has a little extra cream on her taco and accidently sharts in her underwear causing it to back draft into the taco.
Mmm... Have you tried Kathy's back draft taco? Smells amazing!
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only people named abby(abelina) can get sunburned on the back of the knees. if you’re not her you’re out of luck.
Abby: “yeah i got sunburned on the back of my knees”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”
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<n> term given to a chav who has "baggsed" the back seat of a bus to "chill"
Lloyd: "Oi mate lets bags the back seat and be Back-seat Chillers"
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Ejaculating on a person's face after having anal sex.
Guy 1: did you take that girl from the bar home with you last night?
Guy 2: yea, and I gave her a back door insult!
Guy 1: oh gross dude.
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A phrase you use when you want to insult someone with a receding hairline
“Okay Mr. Way back”
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the most amazing, talented, wonderful punk band ever.. also my future husbands.. :)
so were talking forever and
you almost feel better
but betters no excuse for tonight
you see its never bad enough
to just leave or give up
but its never good enough to feel right
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