Fuck My Life

Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.

"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"

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FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.

or when your hearing info u say it

Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?

brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or

i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :

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quarter life crisis

From the John Mayer song "Why Georgia"
"Might be a quarter life crisis"

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the moment you realize you are a quarter of a century old.

A: Dude, you're oooold.
B: I'm only 25.
A: That's a quarter of a century.
B: What? What?! Ack!

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quit at life

To tell someone, usualy in a joking manner that they did something wrong.

Dude 1: Ha,ha remember last night on family guy when peter farted.

Girlfriend: Oh my god that was so funny!

Dude 2: Oh yeah that was episode 84!

Dude 1: Wow, quit at life.

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Imagine having a life

Not having a life like everyone elses because they are a simp to every girl

Chelsea couldnt Imagine having a life because she steals boyfreinds

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Got Life Twisted

You have the situation messed up.

"You know you was messing with that crazy girl" ........ "Man you (got life twisted).

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what is known as life

STARBUCKS
Instagram
Youtube
And BTW if you don't like any of the, or not even know what it is then u don't have a life. Because these 3 things is "what is known as life".

Girl: let's go drink "what is known as life"
Boy: yeah! STARBUCKS is known as life

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