April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
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when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka
a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.
wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.
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A phrase that is meant to tease and emotionally scorn someone you dislike for any reason at all.
Na-na na-na boo boo, go stick your head in doo doo.
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A joke so corny and overused, it belongs on a Popsicle-stick
"6 was afraid of 7, cause 7, ate, 9."
*Groan...* "That joke's has to be a Popsicle-stick!"