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Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 17, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


bob marley's tit mouse

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.

Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!

by Sally666lol April 3, 2016


what's twisting that bitch's tit?

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.

Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?

by porneggs May 29, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pound Cake Tuppence Tits

When her ass is a ten out of ten but her tits are terrible

I'd rate her as a pound cake tuppence tits

by VeryVisionary July 21, 2023


Tits like a Spaniels Ears

Large breasts that swing low when released

The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears

by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


rough as old dogs tits

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.

Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!

by Anna Hughes August 2, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH

To rock, rally, destroy, kick ass, dominate, etcetera.

Let's listen to some Dio and RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH!

by laceylykewhoa June 13, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž