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When someone has cheese and you like cheese
Toby: oi I got the cheese who wants some
Papacun: yooooo I love cheese GIVE ME THE CHEESE
Super heady toasted garlic and cheese sandwich. Staple in every lot kids diet.
Vendor : Dank garlic grilled cheese, only one dollar! Down for trades!
Raging Head : Gnarley! Good think I spanged this dollar.
When a man cums on his fist, and punches his sexual partner in the face.
Dude, Jen told me she cheated on me, so during our break up sex, I gave her a knuckle cheese knockout and stole her purse.
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a.the residue left on the tip of your penis after intercoarse b. when you catch some funky shit from a chick that makes your penis oose, what appears to be, cheese
Guy: We shouldn't have fucked those hookers last night Greg. Guy2: Why do you say that Bill?
Guy: Because I woke this morning to some serious dick cheese : (
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Two meanings:
1)When a girl or gay guy put cheese in his/her mouth with a hole just big enough for a dick to fit through, and then sucks of there man.
2) When a guy covers his dick with cheese and then gets head, also known as cheese job
Some cheese head would go great with this sandwich.
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A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
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It’s an omelette people!! Literally eggs scrambled up a little and then folded in half. You can get fancy if you want and add salt and pepper, maybe some bacon
Waiter: “Would you like scrambled eggs or a cheese omelette?”
Customer: “A cheese omelette please.”
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