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A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.
First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.
I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?
Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!
When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.
There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.
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When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.
Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.
Slang for Briggs and Stratton, probably referring to how cheap and common they are.
"Hey man! That's a nice lawn mower!"
"Yeah! It's got a 20 inch deck, and is powered by a five-horse bugs 'n scrap iron!"
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E-extremist N-nutbag I-in C-charge as seen on Burn Notice a definition given by Sam Axe to Michael Westen on the episode Besieged 8/4/11.
Person A: It's a militia compound. Look! There is the E.N.I.C.
Person B: E. N. I. C.?
Person A: Extremist Nutbag In Charge.
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"De best sandvich evahr"
- A. Schwarzenegger
It is traditionally a closed face sandwich (but not limited to) composed of peanut butter on BOTH of the inside halves, turkey in the middle and cheddar cheese to top it off.
some forms of the pb turk n' chee have the bread toasted as seen in the Canadian pb turk n' chee. Also seen with melted cheese in the Italian pb turk n' chee. Many variations exist.
Origins:
tied closely with "Jables" of Tenacious D more commonly know as Jack Black. His mention of the jr. western bacon chee led to the inception of the pb turk n' chee some years later.
Bless the D in the name of the Dio the Meatloaf and the Holy diver.
barmen
"man i'm fuckin hungry. lemme check the fridge
Dude, wheres my pb turk n' chee?
wake up you asshole!"
"whahahaheaugh what!"
"you ate my fuckin' pb turk n' chee"
" well if you put it in there, its fair game, for anyone who wants to eat it"
excerpt from karate pb turk n' chee
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