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When the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off.
Dylan: Did you hear about what Dan did last night?
Sam: No, what happened?
Dylan: He totally gave her a Chocolate dipped banana last night.
Sam: Nice.
Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.
Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.
My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
The act of colouring your marijuana with permanent marker to get a dizzying, xylene- free, buzz- high.
"Hey Nigel, wanna come round mine, hit some chilled Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special?"
"Yeah maaan..."
When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit
Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.
When the amount of chocolate becomes unbearable yet unresistable simultaneously
He could not resist buying the 10 layer chocolate layer cake topped with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate whipped cream but he did anyway. He now sat on his couch, having reached chocolate overload.