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When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"
"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"
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When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.
Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.
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To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.
Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!
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The after effect of the donkey punch. After being punched on the head the partners eye will pop out while other one closes. The partnet will make a noise sort of sounds like whomp.
The other day I donkey punched the shit out of this one chick that I gave her the new jersey fish eye. She was making the whomp sound.
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"Dat bitch who fucked tha dog, she crazier than a fish with tits"
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A moment where a friend doubts a weather forcast and gets it monumentally wrong!
Friend: The snow won't lie! I'm never wrong about these things.
*the snow storm arrives and there's a good few inches of snow*
to friend: Well that was a hell of a Michael Fish moment you noob!
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Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend
Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape
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