Bean

An offensive term used to describe someone with social difficulties, or someone who is just fucking stupid. A bean is someone who acts like, or can be compared to Mr Bean. A bean is usually a neek too.

Bean: "I like playing world of warcraft, its better than Fortnite"
Twat: "You is such a bean fam, go talk to a girl for once in your life"

Beans

THIS MF EATING BEANS

Dude: *eating beans*

Person: THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

Beans

specifically Heinz Beans

*Twitch streamer has beans*

*The whole chat* THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

beans

inabber's joke which has fell under the radar for a couple of years, he has now pushed his bean addiction onto others like alex and james.

inabber, on twitter; What is your Beansona?

Beans

The term used to avoid answering a silly question or to make an attempt at starting a conversation.

chat: *silence*

me: beans
*convo starts*

or,
"did you just get vored by the mob? "
"Beans."
you can just continue replying with beans until they stop.

Beans

Black jeans, or another pair of jeans that are dark enough to appear black.

Damn girl, I like your beans.

Bean

Bean as in referring to a friend that has a name but you chose bean instead.

Hey bean, how are you