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Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.
While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
On this day, 01/10, you must kiss anyone named 'Nova'.
-OH! Looks like it's Kiss Nova Day. Time to kiss you, Nova.
-NO
The kitty kiss is the exact same motion of a teabag, but practice by someone with a vagina! As the teabag, it is use to show disrespect!
It is name this way as a vulva looks more like a mouth than a sac
Man 1: Did i just got teabag by this woman caracter?
Man 2: no man you got kitty kissed
Did you just give yourself a November’s kiss?
He was at a party naked giving himself a novembers kiss
It means shit , worthless and rubbish
You are so dumb , that you are kissing the angels