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Fuzzy Meat Wallet

A derogatory term for the female genetalia (the vagina)

Her fuzzy meat wallet was HUGE!.

or

Today I shaved my fuzzy meat wallet...it is no longer fuzzy...just a meat wallet.

by DredStudnt March 25, 2010

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three meat treat

When three men who share a working environment discreetly engage in oral sex with each other in a triangular formation for the purpose of career growth.

"Dude, did you see Chad, Dick, and Matthew all go into the conference room together last night?"
"Yeah man, they're the members of the three meat treat."

by HHHHERDER March 30, 2016

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meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

by A guy who hates Brendan February 16, 2014

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pink meat wrinkle

A vagina, pussy, rare roast beef, cooter, the wound that never heals, family wrecker/creator, and just a great description of a twat. Can be used as one word or two Pink Meatwrinkle or just one Pinkmeatwrinkle, perhaps three words Pink Meat Wrinkle? All are acceptable in my book! Good stuff!

I' sure am looking forward to hitting that pink meat wrinkle after the bar!

by JimmyJamesJFW January 27, 2016

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Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party

Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009

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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

by Polish Sausage Pizza April 13, 2011

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The polony of the Meat World

Most people know that polony is really nasty and is totally inferior to all other meats so therefore it is a degrading term.

John- Did you see that loser???
Adam- Yea, he's the polony of the meat world!

by xXJessXx March 11, 2007

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