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When a bitch sucking your dick then suddenly slaps it and blows on it to play like a fiddle, causing instant orgasm.
Bro she was sucking my dick real good then pulled a Slap Fiddle on me! Shit was awesome
Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19
It’s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy
After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap
"Yo, I slippery sleeve slapped Derek last night and it went everywhere"
Slapping tunes.. sitting with friends & listening to good music.
Sitting around at home slapping tunes with my friends.
Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.
"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."
When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.
"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"