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piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)
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Donald John Trump is the richest president in the US and has currently served his 1st term and will be serving 4 more years. He is the 45th president in the US and hes the 3rd president to be impeached. Donald Trump was born in June 14, 1946 in New York. Trumps net worth is $2.5 Billion and his children are Ivanka Trump, Barron Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Tiffany Trump, Eric Trump. He won the 1st election by memes which was fascinating and also called the people going against him names which actually worked and everyone started using them. Usually people dislike The Donald because "hes racist" and "hes sexist" but hes not actually racist or sexist. Many African Americans and woman support Donald J Trump because of BLM and Antifa riots ruining the United States. Woman supported Donald Trumps presidency because they see him as a strong man and very confident of his words, they see him as a good role model for their children and good for their family.
Donald John Trump is a really good president, I hope he wins next election to kill off china's cock sucker hoe biden.
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a school where people think they all that and a school where it’s so easy to make friends you’ll literally get snaked by every single one of them. girls think it’s cool to try and take pics of it and drama is their main priority. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, teachers here can be chill. some you’ll legitimately hate.
there’s so much drama at john long middle school
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A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!
Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."
Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."
or
Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.
Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"
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Something totally worthless and meaningless.
In context "like I care who shot John" or I don't give a shit!
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The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.
A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy
Person 2: Hey, whats your name?
Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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