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Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF
When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.
There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.
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The act of putting your nut sack in a girls mouth as you suck her big titty milk. This is for the big part of the big n tasty. Then for the tasty part, put your cock in her mouth as you suck out all of the period blood out of the girls vagina.
She didn't want to lay me so I gave her a MC big n' tasty, she wasn't having it the next day.
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When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.
Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.
Slang for Briggs and Stratton, probably referring to how cheap and common they are.
"Hey man! That's a nice lawn mower!"
"Yeah! It's got a 20 inch deck, and is powered by a five-horse bugs 'n scrap iron!"
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Just sex, and shit, like pizza. No feelings, just sex and shit.
Copyright: K&K&Co.
I'm in a sex n' shit relationship with Kyle, Brandon, and Eric. Purely sex, and maybe some pizza afterwards.
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E-extremist N-nutbag I-in C-charge as seen on Burn Notice a definition given by Sam Axe to Michael Westen on the episode Besieged 8/4/11.
Person A: It's a militia compound. Look! There is the E.N.I.C.
Person B: E. N. I. C.?
Person A: Extremist Nutbag In Charge.
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