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Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020


High water

A toilet

Those burritos got me gurgling. I need to find high water.

by March 28, 2022


Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 6, 2021


Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.

Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook

by embasin May 10, 2023


red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017


Water Man

Ksi's new charachter a 34 year old nonce who likes getting wet

"Simon" - Water Man

by bigfatwank July 20, 2022


Water-man

A crazy degenerate looking, gimp mask wearing man in a silver tightsuit who was in the sidemen hole in the wall video along with six other beautiful men. So, another KSI character.

"hunghhhhhhh i want to see simon wet hngghnghh"
~Water-man

by thebhenchod July 13, 2022