Food Shopping Chicken

Where you'll eat any old crap in the house, just to avoid having to go food shopping.

I'm eating toothpaste for dinner tonight - playing food shopping chicken.

that's a different bucket of chicken

An expression used to explain two seemingly similar things that are actually two different things all together.

Fried chicken recipes are numerous, and almost common in all cultures, but quite unique from one another. KFC, a common chain globally dealing in fried chicken, buckets chicken.

Sometimes you want extra tasty crispy, but the bucket is actually original blend. You'd want to know that's a different bucket of chicken before diving in.

Using this same thought process, we can make an analogous comparison to other seemingly similar things that might actually be quite different entirely.

You like star wars right? You hear there's a new star trek movie coming out? I mean, yea, but that's a different bucket of chicken my man.

Right-Hand Chicken

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)

Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."

Keep the chicken in the coop

When a certain ginger haired person becomes to sexual and needs to chill the fuck out.

Oi mate, keep the chicken in the coop, bloody grab a hold of yourself!

chicken neck party

a party where participants get so drunk their heads are loosely hanging on their necks

Are you going to the party tonight?
Yeah - it's gonna be a chicken neck party, so get ready to roll your head!

Boiled chicken ovulations

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).

Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!

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Keep Fucking That Chicken

A phrase that can be used as a reply or advice in a variety of conversations, usually as encouragement (Keep up the good work, etc.) but also can also be defined as unproductive activity (fucking the dog, etc.) Can be used metaphorically or in the literal sense. Considered vulgar. Coined by news anchor Ernie Anastos of New York's Fox 5 network in a segue during a live newscast on September 16th, 2009.

My grandfather always used to say "keep fucking that chicken, boy!" and I really didn't know what he meant so I just rolled with it.

Or:

Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."

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