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When you're getting a BJ, and you yell "Stop 'Holden' my Nutsack" and you then bust one in her eye. You then gently wipe off her face with an old copy of The Catcher in the Rye.
I never realized anything good came out of reading. But my old Catcher in the Rye book came in handy when I needed to clean her face after a quickie behind the White Castle. "The Catcher in her Eye" is now a favorite of ours.
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dude how are you going to find any thing if you dont keep a look eye
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when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message
I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am
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a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy
"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"
"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"
"alright thanks man im goin for it"
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1) To look at someone from the side to give them a glare or look of disapproval, like a rabbit. As a rabbit usually has a small eyes, located on the side of its head and typically has an air of superiority.
That chick is giving me the hairy rabbit eye.
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When a dirty stripper gives you crabs in your eye.
Dude, I got got dirty bush eye from that nasty stripper.
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When you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart. The bung hole becomes the Dead Pig's Eye.
They pissed me off so I gave them a dead pig's eye.
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