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happy mothers day, I love you, you're the best mom ever. -bear
happy mothers day mom
when your mom have fucking gay
your mom have gay motherfuck
Literally every mom says this I'm pretty sure.
*kid swears*
Mom: Don’t say that word!
Mom: I wish I never let my kid learn these type of words.
Im the worst mom in the world
Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth
guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)
This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.
Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary
Instantly win any argument without worry, most powerful phrase in existence.
Bob: Hey you look ugly!
Naomi: ur mom quadruple gay.
Bob: ...
Bob: this isn't fair