Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

smoke slap

The act of blowing smoke in a person's face so as to challenge them to a smoke duel.

Aww shit. That bitch just got smoke slapped.

frog slap

a term used to refer to the male scrotum slapping the female clitoris during sexual intercourse. The origin of this term comes from the scrotum frog that live around lake Titicaca and have baggy skin that looks like the male testicle sack.

Last night when I was having sex with my wife doggie style, she turned around and looked me in the eye and said "I love it when you frog slap me."

Slonge slap

When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge

Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv

Gob-Slap

To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm

"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."

Habib slap

This is the term for slapping your dog against your wife of an arranged marriage and then

t-bagging her to claim your victory

Person 4: your so god damn annoying

Person 1: hey sir I swear if she doesn’t shut it I’ll habib slap her with the dog

Person 2: tag team ?

Person 1: ohhhh it’s on

Person 3: no no don’t I heard her nan say we should take a bath in dettol

Person 5: *screams loudly*

Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.