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The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.
Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!
When 7-9 East African monkeys circle around you whilst you are chained to a log spinning over a bonfire, as they all do best mates from fortnite and slap your face with their balls one by one.
Guy #1: hey man, how was your night last night?
Guy #2: I got brutally temple of the sun god sacrificed unfortunately.
Someone you can't live without keep your faith in god
what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head
*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".
It’s a super God man that has super powers pretty crazy 😱
guy 1: “hey have you heard about the super God man that’s super”
guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”
Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music
you are not a rap god i am a rap god
The act of eating breakfast in the toilet
Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later