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Pooping in the sheets will having sex and then throwing them around you and your partner
"yo did you hear stacy did a frenchman roll up in my bed? now i have to get a new mattress"
Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?
Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
V.
1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.
2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:
Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.
Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.
Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.
I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad
On older public transport vehicles, a desto roll is a big sheet with destinations written on it, that is rolled up, and the driver of the public transport vehicle can control which destination the roll displays by winding and unwinding the desto roll through a control inside of the driver's cab.
The desto roll on this Swingdoor train is very nice.
When you and a bro use the blue scroller on your Snapchat camera roll in a Dm and swipe as fast as possible and the first pic you see you have to send, do that back and forth till you can’t send bc you’re a pussy. Has to be first thing you see or you’re gay
Yo wanna play roll roulette?
Ok fine but don’t back out on me this time bitch.