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Sugar Bear

That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.

Person 1: So did you see that-

Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...

Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps

Person 1: RUN

Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru

by Peter Krabs May 6, 2019


Sugar Bear

A gay bear who is feminine or gender non-conforming.

"Matt isn't a bear, is he? He isn't masculine."

"That's because Matt is a sugar bear!"

by adventureinthesea August 26, 2022

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Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 5, 2024


Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017


chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler September 7, 2008

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grozzly bear

Spooky bear with a nearly bald head who loves to do nasty stuff to anyone it sees as it grins with its cold eyes

"Oh my god I think I see a grozzly bear."
"Do you have your v card still."
"Then you just lost it"

by TheGrozzlyBear August 6, 2022


riders beared

Why are you even here don’t you have better things to do

Why are you still reading this
Riders beared

by Hryduahegsudhdhrhrudjdhdjwshhs April 16, 2019