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Where you go to find the dumb definitions of words. Aka: This thing
a website founded in 1999 that hosts definitions that never help in english class
oh look i am on urban dictionary let's look at stupid definitions that should've been in our fucking books since the beginning of time, for example pineapple, death, crossy road and motherfucking urban dictionary itself, let's look at it:
"oh look i am on urban dictionary let's look at stupid definitions that should've been in our fucking books since the beginning of time, for example pineapple, death, crossy road and motherfucking urban dictionary itself, let's look at it:"
yeah
The most truthful dictionary that everyone goes to for an IQ below average and the reading speed of a newborn turtle. The horniest nongraphic website filled with unwanted but existent content.
Person 1: Ugh! I've been looking 24 hours and I still can't find a dictionary that tells me what "" means!
Person 2: Have you tried urban dictionary?
A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
The best Dictionary website where I can find funny words to tell my friends.
"Ayy lad did you fhritp yesterday?"
"FUCK YEA CUNT!"
"I learnt that word from the Urban Dictionary."
"Nice one Lad."
1. An internet website used by a varity of either virgins, or 14 year olds who or bored as hell in school.
2. Not a reliable source of information
"Hey Stacy! You wanna go on Urban Dictionary?" "No you fatass fuck we broke up one year ago stop calling my number"
You are a loser. Why search this up?
I’m a idiot and I searched up the urban dictionary