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A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"
Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.
In a Gears of War Match:
"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"
One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe
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That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get
blamed for said douchbaggery
Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery
A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche
With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills