The white version of the do-rag
See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??
When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.
you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*
The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.
Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.
This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.
One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night