a redheaded fuck face thats dating himself he works at gay meyers
person 1 : fuck u alex gagawa
person2: -gets a fucking stroke and proceeds to jam their arm into their esophagus until death from stroke or suffication of the arm-
A person that is very cute has a big dick and very athletic
OMG look at that Rey Sanchez Alex he is so cute.
An incapable human being who does every task backwards and to the worst degree possible.
Man my friend is being a right Alex Honey
When the tip of you dick gets stuck in your bellybutton
My cock flew so high
it gave me a hot alex
pertaining to rule 1- a large audience needs to know the god
pertaining to rule 2- its not an inside joke, also i am god, so i am a celebrity
super cool dude
can cast 'Summon Jesus' at least 40 times a day
can smite someone
can divide someone by 0 (they become undefined)
Alex Mounicou is god.
Someone who eats strictly earl grey chocorant cake like it's nobody's business. They most likely have a YouTube channel with at least one hit song on Spotify but will never admit to their success. To be called an Alex Milo is considered a compliment and an insult at the same time, because who in their right mind would want to be an Alex Milo? Alex Milo of course. In conclusion, being an Alex Milo means never being accepted by Chinese mom's due to the amount of tattoos exposed while wearing highly functional street techwear and always having an extra camera lens in your 56th pocket of your arteryx veilance jacket because every moment is a Kodak moment.
Girl: I love my Alex Milo but my mom hates him
Friend: it's because of his tattoos right? Same here