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When the amount of chocolate becomes unbearable yet unresistable simultaneously
He could not resist buying the 10 layer chocolate layer cake topped with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate whipped cream but he did anyway. He now sat on his couch, having reached chocolate overload.
We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!
When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
He teased me allnight then finally let me eat his chocolate peach.
When an uncircumcised man sticks his penis inside a girls ass and pulls out just a little bit so the foreskin is still inside then she shits and he shoves it back inside
Man she loved my chocolate syringe
When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.