why little timmy hasnt left the basement for 3 and a half years
timmy;causally plays fortnite
mom:hey timmy you hun-
timmy: STFU BITCH AND GET ME VBUCKS
The worst game imaginable. I would rather listen to Nickelback than play that game.
Retard: Have you seen the new Fortnite season?
Me: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!
STUPID MAN LIKE PUSSNATOR LIKE TO PLAY
PUSSNATOR FUCKING VIRGIN MASTURBATE WATCHING FORTNITE PORN
a shitty game that causes people to do the shittiest dances in public thinking that they are cool
LOOK im doing this fortnite dance called 'the hype'! am I doing this right
A game for horny twelve year old to look at tits for fun it also has the ‘Fortnite battle pass’ which is slang for ‘wrinkly old man penis’ it is an odd thing to watch happen to a child as they consume this content it is commonly called ‘Fortnite kid’ a win is also classed as jacking off until ejaculation.
Aw man dude let’s go on Fortnite and try and get a lady.
A dogshit game where you shoot children more than you do at school.
"School shooting? Nah let's contract heavy amounts of stage 69 cancer and play Fortnite!"
A desease that plauges the ages between 5-11. If you have this at a higher age, go get fucking help, you twat.
Kid: I LOVE FORTNITE, WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME????!??!??!1/11/?!!1
Dude: Sure, I guess.
34 Year Old Man: CAN U PLEY FARTNEIGHT WITH MEEEEEE?!?!??1/1??!?!?
Dude: W- What the fuck? STOP TRYING TO SEE MY TESTICLES YOU RETARD!