Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

Parked

A parked car is not moving, it's boring, its done, it's over
Used to describe a bad, boring thing

Omg its not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

Person 1: "how was that new movie you saw?"
Person 2: "parked. Not worth seeing."

Parked

Boring like a parked car. There is nothing fun about a parked car, it just stays in one place doing nothing.

- Yo bro what you doing later tonight?
- Nothing much man, just staying at home
- Damn, thats so parked

Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)

“This class is so parked”

Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck