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Women must do the dishes no matter the situation.
Woman:Husband do the dishes.
Man:Look at rule 6969.
People say it when you say something awesome
Girl- we should sleepover
Me- you da rule! I love that idea
Be so successful, that even her own family tells her haw hard she fucked up.
Rule #11 = be fukin successful
If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.
I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.
In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”
“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”
“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
if your girlfriend/boyfriend and yourself cannot talk about your emotions as well as respond to one another’s emotions, then they cannot be authorized to do things for you because then they will believe that it is alright to ignore their and your emotions. Examples: pay for your food
Babe you’re not paying for my food. Don’t you know the nank rule?
An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.
A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.