rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole

i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll

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Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.

Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."

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rock-paper-scissors

A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk

Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.

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rock my llama

A phrase used to express an ecstatic love for something that is worthy of awe.

1 "Tenacious D rocks my llama!"
2 "You rock my llama!"
1 "my llama spits on you."

this sequence of dialog makes less sense the more you read it this in itself makes it rock your llama. Now go turn on your screamo songs, you emo son of a bitch and start screaming "YOOOUUU ROOOOCCCKK MMYYY FUUUCCCKKINNG LLAAMMAA!!!" And if you aren't on something while you read this. Then I take pitty on you for having missed out on something that would have rocked your llama.

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Dome rocked

When captain falcon in super smash brothers BRAWL uses his knee cap attack and sends u flying off stage

captain falcon knee cap to dome piece other character DOME ROCKED audience applause

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fabio rock

an offshoot of 80s glam metal/butt rock that is more romance novel oriented than the cartoonish sleaze of bands like poison and motley crue. the biggest fabio rock band is whitesnake. lead singer david coverdale's "i really love you and need your tender lovin" lyrical style and dress shirt/long styled hairdo symbolize the fabio rock aesthetic. the name "fabio rock" comes from romance novel cover model fabio. some other fabio rock bands are steelheart,lion,and house of lords. fabio rock really doesnt exist anymore in a commercial sense,but its still a favorite among classic rock and construction rock fans.

i cant stand whitesnake and their stupid "ooh i love you baby"- all that fabio rock shit sucks!!

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thug rock kids

Eclectic people who incorporate both elements of rock and "thug" culture. In my case, it would be listening to both rock/metal/industrial and hip-hop that's not liked by most mainstream people (i.e. Nas, Mobb Deep, Foxy Brown, instead of crap like nelly, 50 cent, and eminem). Term coined by Marilyn Manson in his song Doll Dagga Buzz Buzz Ziggety Zag off 12003's The Golden Age of Grotesque.

-All the thug rock kids are playing
And all the punk god angels saying
"The toys are us and we don't even know".- Marilyn Manson.

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