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Marc: hey, is water wet?
bob: Yeah, are you retarded?
marc: no no just wanted to ask
bob: sure you did *eye roll*
Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.
Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained
Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4
its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.
Water Station is in Milwaukee, WI. Water purification.
Let's go to the Water Station.
When you have a spaghetti and the water form the noodles create a watery red substance. This happens when the sauce and the wet noodles mix, therefore creating water sauce.
Christa's mom made spaghetti and she had water saucee on her plate.
Someone you need and love/like like water, but hate like shit water ;)