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A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks
1👍 2👎
A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.
Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.
A spin off of the popular "oney-one" online skits featuting Cam'Ron and Brandy and social media influencer Talibah Bratton, it is the alternative pronunciation of twelve (12) in order to be consistent with other numbers between ten and twenty . The suffix "-ty" translates to "multiple of 10", so it is the short written form of one * ten plus two. Alternative spellings and pronunciations include "onee-two" and "oney-two" or could also be denoted as "twoteen."
The Ocean's12 movie featuring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Bernie Mac should actually be called "Ocean's Onety-two."
When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.
When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.